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WM Legendary Tales

-   A President Bought B2’s that didn’t fit him on a summer trip

-   A certain Social Sec gave away a certains Secretary's Sacred Cider Bottle

-   Someone streaked up the Leam parade

-   A certain secretary wore fish flops on way too many summits

-   *Someone* put their hand in a human turd on a grade II scramble

-   A certain club got banned from a second years house

-   *A PHD Student* drank 12 ​Saint Etiennes in one night and did a scramble the day after

-   A certain Secretaries trip was given risotto and "cheese sauce" which turned out to in fact be custard.

-   A certain VP brang a leaky tent to a very wet lake district and unfortunately slept in a puddle

-   A certain president spent more time in Ambleside than leading walks

-   *Someone* ate Joe’s lovingly prepared sandwich

-   *Someone* lost the tent poles on the OMM and had to put up the tent with sticks

-   Only one vehicle made it to the correct location on the 2019 Freshers Trip

-   *Multiple groups* accidentally made it back to the bunkhouse well after dark

-   *An Exec Member* forgot their hiking boots for a weekend in the Lakes

-   *A certain walk leader* never led any walks

-   *Someone* ironed in a Scottish loch in the middle of winter

-   *Literally everyone* walked in the sog

-   *Someone* managed to circumnavigate Stickle Tarn without noticing

-   *Someone* lost their glasses by swimming in Llyn Idwal

-   *Multiple hiking groups* valiantly hiked around the shops in Keswick on Sunday after getting too wet/drunk on Saturday

-   *Every second Physics PhD student* ended up dating a European Mountains exchange student

-   *Someone* ran back from Leam to campus after Bevathlon

-   *A current exec member* slept through all trip sign-ups in Term 1

-   *Someone* bagged 6 Munros in one day

-          *Someone else* bagged 8 Munros in one day, with food and water planned for 3

-    *A Driver* forgot how to turn off the windscreen wipers/turn on the headlights driving back from a trip

-    *A Driver* drove halfway to Cheshire instead of Snowdonia

-    *Someone* ended the day with more ice-axes than they began it with

-    *Someone* ended the day with less climbing axes than they began it with

-    *Someone* decided that they’d save weight on their winter route by not taking ice axes

-    *Someone*’s rucksack fell apart in a strong wind on tour

-    *Someone* forgot Irn Bru was caffeinated on Scotland Tour and ended up in worse shape on New Year's Day than all the people drinking alcohol the night before

-    *Someone* gave the wrong name to a newspaper at a New Year’s Eve party

-    *Two dodgy characters* had to wash cream out of the back of a van in flat-caps

-    *Someone* often hides the dessert leftovers so they can have them on the porridge in the morning

-    *Someone* poured an entire bag of sugar into their tea and proceeded to drink it

-    *One group* managed to sleep 5 people in a 2-person tent

-    *A walk leader* lost their compass halfway through the first day of the OMM

-    *Everyone* top-roped in the corner

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