Warwick Mountains

A President Bought B2’s that didn’t fit him on a summer trip

A certain Social Sec gave away a certains Secretary's Sacred Cider Bottle

Someone streaked up the Leam parade

A certain secretary wore fish flops on way too many summits

*Someone* put their hand in a human turd on a grade II scramble

A certain club got banned from a second years house

*A PHD Student* drank 12 ​Saint Etiennes in one night and did a scramble the day after

A certain Secretaries trip was given risotto and "cheese sauce" which turned out to in fact be custard.

A certain VP brang a leaky tent to a very wet lake district and unfortunately slept in a puddle

A certain president spent more time in Ambleside than leading walks

*Someone* ate Joe’s lovingly prepared sandwich

*Someone* lost the tent poles on the OMM and had to put up the tent with sticks

Only one vehicle made it to the correct location on the 2019 Freshers Trip

*Multiple groups* accidentally made it back to the bunkhouse well after dark

*An Exec Member* forgot their hiking boots for a weekend in the Lakes

*A certain walk leader* never led any walks

*Someone* ironed in a Scottish loch in the middle of winter

*Literally everyone* walked in the sog

*Someone* managed to circumnavigate Stickle Tarn without noticing

*Someone* lost their glasses by swimming in Llyn Idwal

*Multiple hiking groups* valiantly hiked around the shops in Keswick on Sunday after getting too wet/drunk on Saturday

*Every second Physics PhD student* ended up dating a European Mountains exchange student

*Someone* ran back from Leam to campus after Bevathlon

*A current exec member* slept through all trip sign-ups in Term 1

*Someone* bagged 6 Munros in one day

*Someone else* bagged 8 Munros in one day, with food and water planned for 3

 *A Driver* forgot how to turn off the windscreen wipers/turn on the headlights driving back from a trip

*A Driver* drove halfway to Cheshire instead of Snowdonia

*Someone* ended the day with more ice-axes than they began it with

*Someone* ended the day with less climbing axes than they began it with

*Someone* decided that they’d save weight on their winter route by not taking ice axes

*Someone*’s rucksack fell apart in a strong wind on tour

*Someone* forgot Irn Bru was caffeinated on Scotland Tour and ended up in worse shape on New Year's Day than all the people drinking alcohol the night before

Someone* gave the wrong name to a newspaper at a New Year’s Eve party

*Two dodgy characters* had to wash cream out of the back of a van in flat-caps

*Someone* often hides the dessert leftovers so they can have them on the porridge in the morning

*Someone* poured an entire bag of sugar into their tea and proceeded to drink it

*One group* managed to sleep 5 people in a 2-person tent

*A walk leader* lost their compass halfway through the first day of the OMM

*Everyone* top-roped in the corner