*A former social sec* successfully navigated using a fridge magnet.

*Certain climbers* abseiled down the stairs at a bunkhouse, definitely not disturbing the poor souls trying to sleep or use the stairs.

*Certain 4th year students* went “chair caving”.

*Everyone* took part in a LEGENDARY snowball fight on Winter Tour.

*Someone* brought biological weapons to said snowball fight.

*7 brave mountaineers* cowered in Rhyd Ddu car park public toilets for several hours after failing to reach “the Obelisk”. 

*Someone* ran over the President’s backpack.

*One tour group* went to Costco and brought 3kg of beef mince and 10kg of rice. Rumour has it the rice is still being eaten.

*Someone* heroically led a team to conquer a walk that had been abandoned by others due to ‘bad weather’ and ‘low morale’, summiting the great Crimpiau.

*A certain (very large) group* destroyed several frozen ponds with ice axes on Bwlch Tryfan 

*Someone* carried one of those ice blocks all the way down to the bunkhouse and put it in the freezer with some cheese.

*A certain group of madmen* (aka fell-runners) ran four laps of a flooded Derwent Water.

*The same group* decided to sit in the pub the next day because it was raining (and definitely not because they could barely move).

Public Service Announcement 1: never play Twister with six people.

*Someone* waded through a river for several hundred meters because they felt like it.

*A tour member* left their ice axe on a random Scottish bealach and had to run back to get it in B2s.

*A walk leader* went the wrong way at the same point on the way up and the way down Sgurr nan Gillean.

*A certain former President* fell down some stairs whilst giving a speech.

*A certain Advanced Skills Officer* failed to notice the drastically cooler temperature in a suspected ‘fridge’, received a message of a ‘very loud bang’ in the bunkhouse, and returned hours later to the sight of his beloved beverages coating the walls of the freezer.

*A certain group* got so wet they went for a swim in a tarn in full gear.

*Someone’s* knees don’t work.

*Someone* fell in a river on tour.

*Someone* used a ladder as a xylophone.

*A certain Social Sec* might not actually go on any trips.

Public Service Announcement 2: a 15km route with the President will not be 15km  - you have been warned.

*A certain trip leader* forgot to give themselves a ticket for their trip and had to stay at university.

*Someone* crossed a river by hanging onto the bottom of a bridge.