WM Legendary Tales
- A President Bought B2’s that didn’t fit him on a summer trip
- A certain Social Sec gave away a certains Secretary's Sacred Cider Bottle
- Someone streaked up the Leam parade
- A certain secretary wore fish flops on way too many summits
- *Someone* put their hand in a human turd on a grade II scramble
- A certain club got banned from a second years house
- *A PHD Student* drank 12 Saint Etiennes in one night and did a scramble the day after
- A certain Secretaries trip was given risotto and "cheese sauce" which turned out to in fact be custard.
- A certain VP brang a leaky tent to a very wet lake district and unfortunately slept in a puddle
- A certain president spent more time in Ambleside than leading walks
- *Someone* ate Joe’s lovingly prepared sandwich
- *Someone* lost the tent poles on the OMM and had to put up the tent with sticks
- Only one vehicle made it to the correct location on the 2019 Freshers Trip
- *Multiple groups* accidentally made it back to the bunkhouse well after dark
- *An Exec Member* forgot their hiking boots for a weekend in the Lakes
- *A certain walk leader* never led any walks
- *Someone* ironed in a Scottish loch in the middle of winter
- *Literally everyone* walked in the sog
- *Someone* managed to circumnavigate Stickle Tarn without noticing
- *Someone* lost their glasses by swimming in Llyn Idwal
- *Multiple hiking groups* valiantly hiked around the shops in Keswick on Sunday after getting too wet/drunk on Saturday
- *Every second Physics PhD student* ended up dating a European Mountains exchange student
- *Someone* ran back from Leam to campus after Bevathlon
- *A current exec member* slept through all trip sign-ups in Term 1
- *Someone* bagged 6 Munros in one day
- *Someone else* bagged 8 Munros in one day, with food and water planned for 3
- *A Driver* forgot how to turn off the windscreen wipers/turn on the headlights driving back from a trip
- *A Driver* drove halfway to Cheshire instead of Snowdonia
- *Someone* ended the day with more ice-axes than they began it with
- *Someone* ended the day with less climbing axes than they began it with
- *Someone* decided that they’d save weight on their winter route by not taking ice axes
- *Someone*’s rucksack fell apart in a strong wind on tour
- *Someone* forgot Irn Bru was caffeinated on Scotland Tour and ended up in worse shape on New Year's Day than all the people drinking alcohol the night before
- *Someone* gave the wrong name to a newspaper at a New Year’s Eve party
- *Two dodgy characters* had to wash cream out of the back of a van in flat-caps
- *Someone* often hides the dessert leftovers so they can have them on the porridge in the morning
- *Someone* poured an entire bag of sugar into their tea and proceeded to drink it
- *One group* managed to sleep 5 people in a 2-person tent
- *A walk leader* lost their compass halfway through the first day of the OMM
- *Everyone* top-roped in the corner